There's Not Much To Do In Cincinnati

According to €œsome people€, there€™s not much to do in Cincinnati. In case anyone forgot all of the things you can€™t do here, we made a small list and put them on a shirt. There€™s definitely not

A PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL, BASEBALL, SOCCER OR HOCKEY TEAM - A FAN-BASE TOO LOYAL FOR THEIR OWN GOOD - HIGHLY TOUTED UNIVERSITIES - INCREDIBLE FOOD FEATURING THE BEST CHILI IN THE WORLD - AN UNMATCHED BEER SCENE - THE FLYING PIG MARATHON - OKTOBERFEST ZINZINNATI - NOT EVEN ONE ROLLER-COASTER - MUSIC VENUES - ART AND CULTURE - THE WORLD€™S SEXIEST ZOO - AQUARIUM - OPPORTUNITY - A THRIVING JOB MARKET - A RIVER FULL OF UNSOLVED MYSTERIES