Cincy Shirts is now Cincy SHORTS!

April 01, 2019

Cincy Shirts is now Cincy SHORTS!

The future of Cincy Shirts has gone below the belt with our new Cincy Jorts.

Cincy Jorts are the latest in our new, hot off the press, Cincy Shorts collection.

For the Greater Cincinnati area's more active citizens, our new & sporty Cincy Jorts will be perfect for the Cincinnatian on the go.

Tired of jeans that can't keep up with your active lifestyle?

Stop dealing with the hassle of chafed knees or denim rub from your traditional jeans. 

Our new Cincy Jorts are built for aerodynamic movement which makes them perfect for wearing at your next gas-station league softball game or simply just for night running.

And yes, these Jorts can and should be worn year round, regardless of the weather. Give your knees the freedom to get sun-burnt in July while fishing on the Ohio River or to get frostbitten in December at a Bengals tailgate rally because these Jorts are beholden to no one season.

Look and feel confident the next time you're scalping Kid Rock tickets down by the Serpentine Wall or while on your next Cincy Ferris Wheel date. Don't get caught with your pants down wearing anything else.

Pairs great with a diet Mountain Dew and no shirt.

Pockets can hold several dozen bottle rockets and 3 flip-phones.

(Chain wallet not included)

For best results with our "Cincy Shorts" machine wash cold to remove any set in chili or beer stains.

While not available in our own stores, we have partnered with Hills, Woolworth, Swallen’s and Van Leuens to carry them for a limited time. Just check out our models... if this doesn't sell these shorts, then we don't know what will.

Thanks for hanging in while we got all those awful jokes out of the way... today only, April 1, 2019, score 25% off your entire purchase for being a good sport with the code: APRILFOOLS at checkout.

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