Frank Protector of the Porch


Frank was just your average gargoyle, sitting on the front porch and protecting his house. Then one December day, a cranky neighbor left a note saying Frank needed to be moved out of sight because he "wasn't festive and in keeping with the holiday spirit."  Frank donned a Santa hat and gathered a Christmas tree, but still, the neighbor was unhappy, and she left another nasty note. Every time she left a note, Frank gained a new friend on his porch. Soon that porch was overflowing with a unique holiday spirit that resonated with people from all over. Frank and his porch gang gathered a huge online following as people from around the world began following his holiday shenanigans and his battle against "Karen, the Cranky Neighbor." Now Frank is guarding the porch for Halloween.

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